A Gayful
When you're so gay your step dad's troll is jealous and you have to buy it a new one because it's getting tired of being knocked over.
I knocked my step dad's troll over and now I have to buy him a new one because he’s a drama king.
He said I knocked over his troll and I had to buy it a new one or he’d cry.
I knocked over my step dad’s troll and now I’m stuck with a $20 bill and a sense of guilt.