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When you're so full of gay it's like your insides are doing a conga line and your outsides are screaming for a glitter bomb.

I walked into the room and my step dad just stared at me like I had killed his favorite troll.

My friend tried to explain why he liked glitter and I threw a pillow at him.

I knocked over my step dad's troll and now I have to buy him a new one because he's a drama queen.

A made-up word for when you're so gay it’s like you were born in a disco and your parents were the DJ and the backup dancers.

He wore a dress to the grocery store and the cashier asked if he was in a boy band.

She said she was going to the mall to buy more glitter and I called her a fake human.

He texted me ‘I’m going to the mall, don’t make me come get you’ and I laughed so hard I snorted coffee.

When you're so gay your step dad's troll is jealous and you have to buy it a new one because it's getting tired of being knocked over.

I knocked my step dad's troll over and now I have to buy him a new one because he’s a drama king.

He said I knocked over his troll and I had to buy it a new one or he’d cry.

I knocked over my step dad’s troll and now I’m stuck with a $20 bill and a sense of guilt.

A city in France that’s just a bunch of people who love to tease and mock you for asking for a/s/l.

I asked for a/s/l and the guy just said ‘You’re in France, dummy.’

I tried to get a/s/l and the person said ‘You’re in France, you’re supposed to know this.’

I asked for a/s/l and the person just laughed at me and said ‘You’re in France, what did you expect?’

When you’re so gay you think you’re in a magical show and every time you move, sparkles come out of your nose and you sing show tunes.

I walked into the room and my step dad just stared at me like I was a glitter explosion.

I did a dance and my step dad said, ‘You look like a magical unicorn just walked in.’

I started singing show tunes and my step dad said, ‘You’re like a glitter unicorn with a voice.’

When you're so gay you start glowing and then you fall into a pool of rainbows and drown in glitter because your step dad was right about you.

I knocked over my step dad’s troll and then I drowned in rainbows because I was too gay.

I tried to explain why I liked glitter and I drowned in rainbows and glitter.

I walked into the room and my step dad said, ‘You’re too gay, you drowned in rainbows.’

When you're so happy and gay you think you're a unicorn and you're just floating around in a magical land that smells like glitter and lemonade.

I walked into the room and my step dad said, ‘You look like a unicorn in a glitter factory.’

I started dancing and my step dad said, ‘You’re like a unicorn in a magic land.’

I said I was happy and my step dad said, ‘You’re like a unicorn in a glitter factory.’