A Gary Scaramella
A Gary Scaramella is when you get hit by a car like it was a f***ing f***-face, you flip like you're in a f***ing circus, and you laugh like you're paid to be a show-off
That car hit me like it was my ex. I flipped like a f***ing acrobat and laughed like I was paid to be a f***ing show-off.
I got hit by a car like it was trying to kill me. I flipped and laughed like it was the best f***ing show on TV.
The car hit me like it was a f***ing f***-face. I flipped like a f***ing clown and laughed like I was the main event.