A Gary Scaramella

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When a car smashes into you like a meatball in a saucepan and you still do a back flip and cuss the driver for being a chicken

I got hit by a car like it was my ex's last text. I flipped in the air and told the driver he was a f***ing f***-face.

That car hit me so hard I thought I was in a f***ing pizza commercial. I flipped and laughed like I was paid to do it.

The car hit me like it was trying to make me a pancake. I flipped and told the driver he was the worst f***-face I ever saw.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You get run over by a car, do a back flip like it was a f***ing dance move, and then you cuss the car for being a f***ing piece of junk

The car hit me like it was trying to murder me. I flipped and told the car it was a f***ing piece of trash.

I got hit by a car like it was my final exam. I flipped and said, 'You're a f***ing f***-face!'

That car came at me like it was my ex. I flipped and cussed it for being the worst f***-face ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Gary Scaramella is when you get hit by a car like it was a f***ing f***-face, you flip like you're in a f***ing circus, and you laugh like you're paid to be a show-off

That car hit me like it was my ex. I flipped like a f***ing acrobat and laughed like I was paid to be a f***ing show-off.

I got hit by a car like it was trying to kill me. I flipped and laughed like it was the best f***ing show on TV.

The car hit me like it was a f***ing f***-face. I flipped like a f***ing clown and laughed like I was the main event.

by Slangipedia 16d ago