A Gard
Gard is the name of the cool kid who thinks they’re the best. They came from the word Guard, which means they think they’re tough, but they’re just a poser.
My friend Gard thinks he’s the king of the school. He’s just a regular guy who wears a hat backwards.
Gard walked into the room like he owned it. Then he tripped over his own shoelace.
Gard said he was the best at everything. He lost a race to a second grader.