A Gard

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A Gard is a dumb way to measure weight, like a fat kid trying to lift a shopping cart. It’s 35kg, which is like being a weakling who can’t even carry a backpack.

My gym teacher said I’m only 1 Gard strong. I’m not even lifting a barbell yet.

My dad thinks he’s a Gard. He tried to lift a couch and fell flat on his face.

I asked my teacher why we use Gards. She said, ‘Because we’re all weak, and we like to be insulted.’

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Gard is the name of the cool kid who thinks they’re the best. They came from the word Guard, which means they think they’re tough, but they’re just a poser.

My friend Gard thinks he’s the king of the school. He’s just a regular guy who wears a hat backwards.

Gard walked into the room like he owned it. Then he tripped over his own shoelace.

Gard said he was the best at everything. He lost a race to a second grader.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The sexiest man ever, Gard is so hot he could make a bald man cry. He’s the kind of guy who makes your heart race and your face turn red.

I saw Gard and my face turned red. I had to go to the bathroom to cool down.

My crush is Gard. He’s so hot I think I might faint.

Gard walked by and I forgot how to breathe. I’m still recovering.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Gard is a cigarette. It’s what you call a smoke when your mom is watching you like a hawk. You’re basically a sneaky little rat trying to smoke in secret.

I told my mom I was going to get a Gard. She said, ‘Don’t come back until you’re done smoking.’

My friend said, ‘I need a Gard,’ so I gave him a cigarette. He said, ‘You’re my best friend.’

I tried to sneak a Gard. My sister caught me. She said, ‘You’re a rat.’

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Gard is a Norwegian word that means ‘Man with a small penis.’ It’s like a nickname given to someone who can’t even win a game of chicken.

My uncle is called Gard. He said, ‘It’s a compliment.’ I said, ‘You’re a chicken.’

My friend Gard was called a Gard at school. He cried and ran home.

Gard is a nickname. It’s like being called ‘Shorty’ but worse.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

To Gard is to stand there like a wimp, trying to guard something but failing. It’s like when you try to be brave but you’re just a scaredy cat.

Gard tried to protect his lunch. A kid took it. He cried.

I watched Gard try to guard his backpack. He looked like a scaredy cat.

Gard stood there like a wimp. He didn’t even stop the bully.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Gard is a total self-centered, annoying, dumb kid who thinks they’re the best. They laugh at your jokes and then forget you exist.

Gard laughed at my joke. Then he forgot I was there.

My friend Gard suddenly exploded. He said, ‘You’re not my friend anymore.’

Gard is the worst. He said I was stupid. I said he was a dumb kid.

by Slangipedia 16d ago