A Game of Thrones
If porn, elves, and zombies had a baby and it grew up to be a king.
'This show is like a fantasy porn dream come true,' he said. Then he got castrated.
'It’s like elves having a war over who gets to sleep with whom,' she said. Then she got killed.
'This is the best mix of horror and lust I’ve ever seen,' he said. Then he got turned into a zombie.