A Game of Thrones

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A wild book by George R. R. Martin that’s like saying you’re gonna bet your last dollar on a lousy dice roll.

'I'm gonna go all in on this bet,' he said. Then he lost everything.

'This is my last chance to win,' she cried. Then she got stabbed.

'I took a risk and it backfired,' he said. Then he got eaten by a dragon.

If porn, elves, and zombies had a baby and it grew up to be a king.

'This show is like a fantasy porn dream come true,' he said. Then he got castrated.

'It’s like elves having a war over who gets to sleep with whom,' she said. Then she got killed.

'This is the best mix of horror and lust I’ve ever seen,' he said. Then he got turned into a zombie.

When you get super into a character’s story, only for them to get sliced up in the worst way possible.

'He was the best knight, and then he got stabbed in the back,' she said. Then she cried.

'She was the queen of the North, and then she got beheaded,' he said. Then he got drunk.

'He was the king of the West, and then he got burned alive,' she said. Then she got married.

A party where drunks race to find restrooms and try to poop on as many thrones as they can in an hour.

'I pooped on three thrones, and I’m still going,' he said. Then he got kicked out.

'I only found one throne, but I’m proud,' she said. Then she passed out.

'I pooped on five thrones and then got stabbed,' he said. Then he got kicked out again.

A show full of politics, sex, murder, and a guy who loves to sleep with a lot of women.

'It’s like politics and sex had a baby,' he said. Then he got killed.

'The dwarf sleeps with ten women and still gets stabbed,' she said. Then she got married.

'There’s a lot of sex and murder, and I love it,' he said. Then he got turned into a zombie.

The only show where you can get killed while you’re taking a dump.

'He was pooping and got stabbed,' she said. Then she got killed.

'He was taking a dump and got burned alive,' he said. Then he got turned into a dragon.

'He pooped and got turned into a zombie,' she said. Then she got married.

A great excuse to watch a lot of people having sex.

'I watch it just for the sex,' he said. Then he got turned into a dragon.

'It’s the only show I watch for the love scenes,' she said. Then she got married.

'I watch it just to see people have sex,' he said. Then he got stabbed.