My friend said he passed the test, but I know he failed. He kept saying, 'It was a fluke!' and I was dying.

My brother said he didn't eat my lunch, but I found his face in the trash. He said, 'It was a distraction!' and I was laughing so hard I fell over.

My dad said he didn’t break my phone, but I found it in the dog’s mouth. He said, 'It was a gift!' and that was the worst excuse ever.