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Making a joke so bad it’s good, or saying something so stupid it makes everyone else laugh at you.
My cousin said, 'I ate so much pizza I turned into a pizza,' and no one stopped laughing for an hour.
My mom said, 'I'm so tired I could sleep for a week,' and I laughed so hard I cried.
My teacher said, 'I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed,' and that was the funniest thing I've ever heard.
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When you know someone is lying and you're watching them try to cover it up with excuses, and it's the best part of the day.
My friend said he passed the test, but I know he failed. He kept saying, 'It was a fluke!' and I was dying.
My brother said he didn't eat my lunch, but I found his face in the trash. He said, 'It was a distraction!' and I was laughing so hard I fell over.
My dad said he didn’t break my phone, but I found it in the dog’s mouth. He said, 'It was a gift!' and that was the worst excuse ever.
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When you're so angry you laugh like you're in a comedy show, while shaking your head like you're about to punch someone.
My friend called me a 'retard' and I just laughed like I was at a stand-up show.
My sister said I was the worst sibling ever, and I just shook my head and laughed like I was in a fight club.
My mom yelled at me for 10 minutes and I just laughed like I was watching a funny movie.
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When you first think something is funny, but then it hits you like a brick and you realize it's actually a disaster.
I thought my idea was hilarious, but then I realized it would cost me $1000.
I thought my joke was funny, but my friend just stared at me like I was crazy.
I thought my plan was perfect, but it turned into a complete mess.
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What Poland wants to do when they're trying to be cool, but it's just nuclear war.
Poland joined NATO just to be cool, and now they're about to die.
They're trying to be a big shot, but it's just nuclear war.
Poland's idea of being cool is nuclear war.
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The worst thing ever, because you're wasting time looking up a word that means something stupid.
I looked up 'funny' and it took me 20 minutes.
I was supposed to be studying, but I looked up 'funny' instead.
I spent an hour looking up 'funny' and I still don't know what it means.
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The best joke ever, so good it makes your head explode, and the person who said it didn’t even know what they did.
My friend said, 'I ate so much pizza I turned into a pizza,' and I literally laughed so hard I cried.
My teacher told a joke so good it made my head explode, and he had no idea what he did.
My dad said, 'I'm so tired I could sleep for a week,' and that was the best joke I've ever heard.
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