A Friend
a fake Italian who thinks they're cool because they're not actually a real Italian
He says, 'I'm not Italian, but I'm still a goodfella.' You: 'You're not even Italian.' Him: 'So what? I'm still a wise guy.'
He claims to be a 'wise guy.' You: 'You're not even Italian.' Him: 'So what? I'm still a friend.'
He says, 'I'm a goodfella, but not a real Italian.' You: 'So you're just a fake Italian.' Him: 'Exactly.'