A French Nub
A French nub is a guy named Jules who thinks he’s better than everyone else because he eats cheese and baguettes, and he’ll tell you so in the nastiest way possible.
He told me I was a 'slob' for eating my baguette with ketchup.
He called my cheese 'a disgrace' and said it wasn’t even French.
He screamed at me for eating a baguette with a sandwich.