A French Nub

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A French nub is a smug, cheese-loving, baguette-eating guy named Jules who thinks he’s fancy and will yell at you if you mess up his food.
Jules threw his baguette at me when I tried to eat it with ketchup.
He called my cheese 'disgusting' and said it was 'not French enough.'
He refused to talk to me for a week because I used a sandwich instead of a baguette.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A French nub is a guy who thinks he’s the king of France and will only eat cheese and baguettes, no matter how much you beg him.
He turned down my pizza because it didn’t have cheese on it.
He yelled at the waiter for bringing me a sandwich instead of a baguette.
He called me a 'nub' because I didn’t know the difference between Camembert and cheddar.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A French nub is a guy named Jules who thinks he’s better than everyone else because he eats cheese and baguettes, and he’ll tell you so in the nastiest way possible.
He told me I was a 'slob' for eating my baguette with ketchup.
He called my cheese 'a disgrace' and said it wasn’t even French.
He screamed at me for eating a baguette with a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A French nub is a guy who thinks he’s the only one who can eat cheese and baguettes properly, and he’ll give you a hard time if you don’t.
He gave me a hard time for eating my baguette with a fork.
He told me I was a 'cheese traitor' for using cheddar instead of Brie.
He refused to speak to me for a day because I used a sandwich instead of a baguette.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A French nub is a guy named Jules who thinks he’s the most important person in the world because he eats cheese and baguettes, and he’ll tell you he’s right.
He said I was a 'nub' for eating my baguette with a burger.
He told me my cheese was 'not French enough' and I should be ashamed.
He yelled at me for using a sandwich instead of a baguette.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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