a fork in the chode
When a guy pees and it goes two ways like he’s got a secret life in his pants. It’s the chode version of a crossroads.
I saw my uncle peeing in two directions. He had a fork in the chode.
At the park, my friend peed like he had a secret life. He had a fork in the chode.
My neighbor peed in two directions and I laughed so hard. He had a fork in the chode.