a fork in the chode

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When a guy with a tiny willy goes to pee and it splits into two streams like he’s got a fountain in his pants. It’s like the toilet is confused.

My buddy Dave tried to pee and it went both ways. I told him he had a fork in the chode.

At the gas station, the guy next to me peed like a twin. I knew he had a fork in the chode.

My dad peed in two directions and I laughed so hard I cried. He had a fork in the chode.

When a man’s peeing and it goes two different ways like he’s got a split personality in his pants. It’s a chode bifurcation.

My friend Charlie peed in two directions. I said, ‘Bro, you got a fork in the chode.’

At the gym, the guy next to me peed like he had a split personality. He had a fork in the chode.

My brother peed in two streams and I told him he had a fork in the chode.

When a guy pees and it goes two ways like he’s got a secret life in his pants. It’s the chode version of a crossroads.

I saw my uncle peeing in two directions. He had a fork in the chode.

At the park, my friend peed like he had a secret life. He had a fork in the chode.

My neighbor peed in two directions and I laughed so hard. He had a fork in the chode.