A foot long
A foot long is when your penis is so long, it could be used as a ruler. And yeah, it’s 12 inches, so it’s not just long, it’s a foot long.
My buddy said his foot long could beat a drum. I said, 'I believe it.'
My foot long is so long, I had to wear a belt just to keep it in place.
My dad told me he had a foot long, and I asked, 'Is it a sandwich or a foot? He said, 'It’s both.'