A foot long

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A foot long is like a guy’s foot long (and let’s be honest, it’s usually a guy) or a fancy Subway sandwich. Some places even call it a size, like it’s a damn fashion show.

My guy said he could eat a foot long and still fit in his pants. I called him a liar.

My cousin’s foot long was so big, it got its own Instagram page.

At Subway, I asked for a foot long, and the guy said, 'You sure?' I said, 'I’ve been eating this since I was 10.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A foot long is when your penis is so long, it could be used as a ruler. And yeah, it’s 12 inches, so it’s not just long, it’s a foot long.

My buddy said his foot long could beat a drum. I said, 'I believe it.'

My foot long is so long, I had to wear a belt just to keep it in place.

My dad told me he had a foot long, and I asked, 'Is it a sandwich or a foot? He said, 'It’s both.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A foot long is when you eat a 12-inch Subway sandwich and then go straight to the bathroom like you’ve been hit by a truck.

I ate a foot long and then ran to the bathroom like my life depended on it.

After my foot long, my neighbor asked if I was okay. I said, 'I’m full. I’m not okay.'

I had a foot long, and my dog followed me to the bathroom like he knew what was coming.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A foot long is a piece of poop so long, it could be used as a measuring stick. It's 12 inches and two inches thick. If you're lucky, it might even have corn in it.

My foot long was so long, my sister measured it with her phone.

After my foot long, my mom said, 'You ate the whole menu.'

My foot long had corn in it. I asked, 'Did you eat the corn or the sandwich?' She said, 'Both.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A foot long is when you snort a line of cocaine so long, it looks like a foot. And yeah, it’s 12 inches of pure, hard-core junkie energy.

I took a foot long and then I felt like I could run a marathon.

My foot long was so long, my friend said, 'You’ve got a foot long of drugs.'

After my foot long, I said, 'I feel like a king.' My dealer said, 'You just got crowned.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A foot long is when your penis is so long and skinny, it looks like a stick. It's 12 inches long, and if it wasn’t for the width, it could be a noodle.

My foot long is so long, I have to walk in a straight line to keep it from falling over.

My foot long is so skinny, my sister said it looked like a spaghetti noodle.

My foot long is so long, I had to rent a bigger pair of pants.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A foot long is a cheap, tasty sandwich from Subway. Jared eats it, and if you don’t, you’re just being stupid.

Jared eats a foot long every day. I said, 'You must be rich.' He said, 'No, I just love subs.'

I bought a foot long and I felt like a king. Then I ate it and became a peasant.

Jared eats a foot long. I eat a foot long. We both feel rich.

by Slangipedia 16d ago