A foot long
A foot long is a cheap, tasty sandwich from Subway. Jared eats it, and if you don’t, you’re just being stupid.
Jared eats a foot long every day. I said, 'You must be rich.' He said, 'No, I just love subs.'
I bought a foot long and I felt like a king. Then I ate it and became a peasant.
Jared eats a foot long. I eat a foot long. We both feel rich.