A Foden
A Foden is a posh guy who thinks he’s fancy, but he’s just a guy in a suit who doesn’t know how to act normal.
He tried to flirt with my mom and said ‘darling’ 10 times. #FodenBlunder
He called me ‘my dear’ at the grocery store. #FodenLevel2
He tried to kiss my dad and got a punch. #FodenFace