A Foden

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A Foden is a guy who smells like old socks and thinks he’s a rock star. He uses a weird pill to charm girls, but it mostly makes him blabber on about nothing.
@FodenMan2000 I took 5 pills and still couldn’t talk to my crush. #FodenLife
My dad took Fodenus and ended up talking to the barista for 2 hours. #WorthIt
Foden pills = 10/10. My brain = 0/10. #FodenFails
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Foden is a Scottish guy who eats Haggis like it’s a meal, loves fish but owns a goldfish, and hates anyone who’s as tall as him.
That guy at the Haggis festival yelled at me for being the same height. #FodenRage
I tried to pet his fish and he screamed. #FodenLevel1
He threatened to punch me because my brother was taller. #FodenDrama
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Foden is a posh guy who thinks he’s fancy, but he’s just a guy in a suit who doesn’t know how to act normal.
He tried to flirt with my mom and said ‘darling’ 10 times. #FodenBlunder
He called me ‘my dear’ at the grocery store. #FodenLevel2
He tried to kiss my dad and got a punch. #FodenFace
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Foden is a footballer who’s so fit he could run a marathon in his sleep. He’s like the human version of a Energizer Bunny.
He ran 10 miles and still played football. #FodenEnergy
He does sit-ups during the game. #FodenPower
He eats a burger and still runs faster than me. #FodenFitness
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Foden is the best young player in the world. He’s like a superhero, but he doesn’t have a cape, just a ball.
He kicked the ball so hard, it went into the next town. #FodenSkills
He made a perfect goal and still had time to laugh. #FodenMagic
He’s the best. Everyone says so. #FodenBelief
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Foden is the next big thing in football, but he’s not there yet. He’s like a burger, tasty, but not cooked all the way.
He’s not as good as Haaland, but he’s getting there. #FodenProgress
He’s like a burger that needs more cheese. #FodenLevel
He’s the future. Just not yet. #FodenPotential
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Foden is a goddess who has amazing taste and can make anyone fall for her. She’s like a supermodel, but with better fashion sense.
She walks in and everyone stares. #FodenStyle
She wore a dress and I fell for her. #FodenMagic
She’s a goddess and I’m just a guy in love. #FodenLife
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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