a flower liberal
A flower liberal is someone who thinks the government is out to get you, and they still believe in love, peace, and tie-dye. They wear vintage clothes, talk about conspiracies like the government is using a remote control to make people fight, and still think everyone can get along if they just smoke a joint.
I don’t care if you’re a Republican, I still think you’re cool if you wear a tie-dye shirt and don’t yell at me.
The government is using a remote control to make people hate each other? I’m going to smoke a joint and ignore it.
I believe in peace, love, and the fact that the government is trying to kill us with fake viruses.