a flower liberal

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A flower liberal is a hippie-style liberal who thinks modern liberals are too whiny and too focused on fighting with conservatives instead of just getting high and loving everyone. They wear bell-bottoms, talk about conspiracy theories like the government is poisoning your coffee, and still believe in peace, man.
I don’t care if you’re a Republican, I still think you’re cool if you bring me a joint and don’t call me a flower liberal in front of my friends.
The government put plastics in my cereal? I’m going to protest with a tambourine and a middle finger.
I’m not a modern liberal, I’m a flower liberal, and I still believe the moon landing was fake and the government is out to get me.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A flower liberal is a liberal who still thinks the government is trying to brainwash you with bad vibes and fake viruses. They wear tie-dye, love peace and love, and don’t care if you’re a conservative as long as you don’t yell at them.
The government is trying to control us with vibes? I’m going to wear a flower on my head and protest in my pajamas.
I don’t care if you’re a Republican, as long as you don’t hate me, I’ll give you a hug and some pot.
They say the government is putting poison in our water? I’m going to drink it and see if I get high or die.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A flower liberal is someone who thinks the government is out to get you, and they still believe in love, peace, and tie-dye. They wear vintage clothes, talk about conspiracies like the government is using a remote control to make people fight, and still think everyone can get along if they just smoke a joint.
I don’t care if you’re a Republican, I still think you’re cool if you wear a tie-dye shirt and don’t yell at me.
The government is using a remote control to make people hate each other? I’m going to smoke a joint and ignore it.
I believe in peace, love, and the fact that the government is trying to kill us with fake viruses.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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