a fling

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A fling is when two people are doing the horizontal hustle but don't want to be tied down. No promises, no plans. Just hot messes.

I’m not in love, I’m just in a fling with my coworker.

We had a fling, but it was over when she said I had bad breath.

He said it was a fling, but I know he’s been checking his phone during meetings.

A fling is like a friends with benefits upgrade. You get the good stuff, but you don't have to talk about your exes or your feelings.

She said it was just a fling, but I saw her crying in the bathroom.

He asked me out, but I said it was just a fling.

We had a fling, and now I have to sit next to him in class.

A fling is when you ditch your husband at the bar to go bang a guy you just met. Then you come back, still drunk, and act like nothing happened.

I left my husband at the bar to go have a fling with the bartender.

She ditched her husband for a fling and came back with a hangover.

He left his wife at the club for a fling, and now he’s got a sore neck from laughing at her.

A fling is when you have sex with someone for a while, but it’s not a big deal. It’s just a way to escape your problems and feel good.

I had a fling with my boss, and now I get extra coffee.

He had a fling with his coworker, and now he’s always late.

She had a fling with the mailman, and now she’s always smiling.

A fling is when you're not officially dating, but you get the perks. Like a kiss, a hug, or a date. No strings attached.

We had a fling, but it was just a kiss.

She had a fling with the guy from the coffee shop.

He had a fling with his friend’s girlfriend, and now he’s in trouble.

A fling is something that should’ve ended already. But it didn’t. So you're still stuck with it.

This fling should’ve ended weeks ago.

I had a fling, and it’s still going on.

He had a fling, and now he’s stuck with it.

A fling is a short break from the daily grind. You get to be silly, have sex, and forget about your problems for a little while.

We had a fling, and it was the best break from work.

She had a fling and forgot about her problems.

He had a fling, and now he’s happy.