A Flat Miner
A miner who got flattened by a piano in a mineshaft, and now he’s stuck with that title forever.
That piano flattened him so hard, he’s stuck with the title of flat miner for life.
He got flattened by a piano in a mine. Now he’s a flat miner and never getting up again.
The piano hit him like a boss. Now he’s a flat miner, and that’s his new job.