A Flat Miner

I dropped a piano down the shaft and it landed right on old Joe. He’s got a new hobby now: screaming at the ceiling.

The piano hit the miner so hard, he’s now the flat miner. And he’s flat.

That piano was like a gift from the devil. It flattened the guy and the whole mine.

The piano went on a vacation and crashed on a miner. Now he’s a flat miner and the piano’s on a permanent vacation.

I dropped a piano in the mine, and it took a vacation on top of a miner. Now he’s flat.

The piano went to the mine for a break and took a miner’s break. He’s flat now.

That piano flattened him so hard, he’s stuck with the title of flat miner for life.

He got flattened by a piano in a mine. Now he’s a flat miner and never getting up again.

The piano hit him like a boss. Now he’s a flat miner, and that’s his new job.