A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle
Getting hit in the gut is like winning the lottery for your womb. If you haven't been hit in the gut before, your womb doesn't know how to handle twins. It's like giving your womb a surprise party.
My dad got hit in the gut by my grandma and had twins. I think the grandma was mad he didn't bring her flowers.
My friend got a fist in the gut and now has two kids. She says it's the best punch she's ever gotten.
My brother got fisted and had twins. Now he has two kids and a constant reminder of his weakness.