A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle

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A punch in the gut is worth two in the womb. Doctors say if a woman hasn't been punched in the gut before, she can't get pregnant with twins. It's like magic, but with fists and farts.

My mom got punched in the gut by my uncle and had twins. I think the uncle was trying to get out of paying for the kids' college.

My sister got a fist in the gut and now has two kids. I'm just glad I didn't get the punch.

My cousin got fisted and had twins. Now she’s got two kids and a lifetime of embarrassment.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Getting hit in the gut is like winning the lottery for your womb. If you haven't been hit in the gut before, your womb doesn't know how to handle twins. It's like giving your womb a surprise party.

My dad got hit in the gut by my grandma and had twins. I think the grandma was mad he didn't bring her flowers.

My friend got a fist in the gut and now has two kids. She says it's the best punch she's ever gotten.

My brother got fisted and had twins. Now he has two kids and a constant reminder of his weakness.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A punch in the gut is like a womb booster shot. If you haven't been punched before, your womb can't handle twins. It’s like trying to fit two pizzas into a single stomach.

My uncle got hit in the gut and had twins. Now he's got two kids and a lifelong grudge against my grandma.

My mom got a fist in the gut and now has two kids. She says it was the best punch she ever got.

My cousin got fisted and had twins. Now she has two kids and a constant reminder of her weakness.

by Slangipedia 17d ago