A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle
A punch in the gut is like a womb booster shot. If you haven't been punched before, your womb can't handle twins. It’s like trying to fit two pizzas into a single stomach.
My uncle got hit in the gut and had twins. Now he's got two kids and a lifelong grudge against my grandma.
My mom got a fist in the gut and now has two kids. She says it was the best punch she ever got.
My cousin got fisted and had twins. Now she has two kids and a constant reminder of her weakness.