A fifteen
A fifteen is when a dumbass thinks their dumb idea is the best thing since sliced bread.
"I named my pizza ‘Fifteen’ and now I’m rich.", Text from my uncle who thinks he’s a genius.
"Fifteen? That’s just a number. I’m a god.", DM from my cousin who failed math.
"Fifteen is what you call your dumb idea when you’re dumb enough to believe it.", Tweet from my friend who thinks he’s a CEO."