A fifteen

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A fifteen is like a 10 but with extra swagger and a side of cocky nonsense.
"You're a 15? I'm a 15!", Text from my cousin after he saw me in a shirt I wore to school."
"15 out of 10? More like 15 outta 5.", DM from my ex who still thinks I'm cool.
"15 is the only number that makes sense when you're high.", Tweet from my homie who thinks he's a rockstar."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fifteen is when a dumbass thinks their dumb idea is the best thing since sliced bread.
"I named my pizza ‘Fifteen’ and now I’m rich.", Text from my uncle who thinks he’s a genius.
"Fifteen? That’s just a number. I’m a god.", DM from my cousin who failed math.
"Fifteen is what you call your dumb idea when you’re dumb enough to believe it.", Tweet from my friend who thinks he’s a CEO."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fifteen is when you throw random cuss words in a show just to make it more adult-rated and sell more discs.
"I threw ‘fuck’ and ‘dick’ in my anime and now it’s rated R!", Text from my dad who thinks he’s a producer.
"Fifteen is when you add ‘bitch’ to every line of the show.", DM from my brother who thinks he’s a director.
"Fifteen is when you make kids watch ‘fuck’ and ‘dick’ in every episode.", Tweet from my mom who thinks she’s a critic."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Fifteen is when your body turns into a war zone and your brain forgets how to function.
"I have pimples, I smell like a sewer, and my voice cracks like a door.", Text from my friend who’s in middle school.
"My hormones are like a drunk kid with a chainsaw.", DM from my brother who’s failing math.
"Fifteen is when your life feels like a horror movie and you’re the main character who’s going to die.", Tweet from my cousin who thinks he’s going to be a rockstar."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Fifteen is when you have these giant speakers in your car that shake your bones and make your neighbor cry.
"My subwoofer is so loud it woke my dog up at 3 a. m.", Text from my friend who’s into cars.
"Fifteen is when your car sounds like a war zone.", DM from my cousin who thinks he’s a DJ.
"My 15 inch sub is louder than my teacher’s yelling.", Tweet from my homie who’s proud of his car."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fifteen is when you're not sure if you're going to hit that girl, like in blackjack.
"She’s a 15. I might hit. I might not.", Text from my friend who’s trying to flirt.
"15? I hit. I got 21. She hit. She got 22. She’s out.", DM from my brother who’s a blackjack pro.
"15 is the number you hope doesn’t get you in trouble.", Tweet from my cousin who’s bad at math."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Fifteen is just another word for a dude who’s still trying to be cool.
"I’m a fifteen. I’m not a 10. I’m not a 5. I’m a 15.", Text from my homie who thinks he’s a legend.
"Fifteen is just a fancy way of saying ‘homeboy’ or ‘dude’.", DM from my cousin who’s too cool for school.
"You’re a 15? I’m a 15. We’re both stuck in this mess.", Tweet from my friend who’s trying to be cool."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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