a fibbion handful
A fibbion handful is like taking the whole thing and pretending it’s just a little bit. It’s when you take so much you might as well be eating it for breakfast.
He took a fibbion handful of candy and now his teeth are all sticky.
She took a fibbion handful of chips and now her pockets are full of crumbs.
I took a fibbion handful of popcorn and now I can’t hear anything because of the noise.