a fibbion handful

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A fibbion handful is when you grab so much of something you might as well be stealing it. Like taking a whole bag of chips in one hand and pretending it's just a snack.
I took a fibbion handful of cookies and ate them all before my sister even knew I was near the jar.
He took a fibbion handful of popcorn and now he's got crumbs in his hair.
She took a fibbion handful of candy and now her pants are full of wrappers.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fibbion handful is when you take so much you’re basically cheating. It’s like taking three handfuls in one go and calling it a day.
He took a fibbion handful of pizza and now he’s got cheese on his shirt.
She took a fibbion handful of fries and now her hands are covered in grease.
I took a fibbion handful of cake and now my face is covered in frosting.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fibbion handful is like taking the whole thing and pretending it’s just a little bit. It’s when you take so much you might as well be eating it for breakfast.
He took a fibbion handful of candy and now his teeth are all sticky.
She took a fibbion handful of chips and now her pockets are full of crumbs.
I took a fibbion handful of popcorn and now I can’t hear anything because of the noise.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fibbion handful is when you take so much it looks like you’re trying to win a bet. Like grabbing the whole bowl and saying it’s just a little.
He took a fibbion handful of pretzels and now he’s got salt everywhere.
She took a fibbion handful of crackers and now her shirt is full of crumbs.
I took a fibbion handful of nuts and now my hands are full of shells.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fibbion handful is when you take so much it’s like you’re trying to feed a whole army with just one hand. It’s not a handful, it’s a whole feast.
He took a fibbion handful of donuts and now he’s got frosting on his face.
She took a fibbion handful of candy bars and now she can’t fit anything else in her pockets.
I took a fibbion handful of cookies and now I’m full before dinner.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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