A double
A Canadian way to order a coffee with two sugar and two cream. It's the most common order in the entire country, even in Quebec, where they just say it in French and roll their eyes.
In Quebec, they say 'double double' but roll their eyes and say, 'You’re basic.'
My friend went to Quebec and ordered a double double, and they said, 'You’re basic.'
I said, 'I want a double.' They said, 'You’re basic.'