A double

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A stupid way to call a Democrat, saying they have a double-digit IQ, which is just a fancy way of saying they're morons. A Republican is a triple because they think they're smart, but they’re not.

My cousin’s a Democrat, and I told him he had a double. He got mad and called me a triple.

At the debate, I said, 'You're a double, and I'm a triple.' He said, 'You’re both a double and a triple.'

My teacher said, 'You’re a double, and I’m a triple.' I said, 'You’re both a double and a triple.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Canadian coffee order that’s two sugar and two cream. It’s so basic, even Tim Hortons is embarrassed by it.

My buddy ordered a double at Tim Hortons and got a coffee that tasted like a toddler’s breakfast.

I asked for a double and got a coffee so sweet, it could make a diabetic cry.

My mom said, 'I want a double.' I said, 'You’re a double.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Two sugar, two cream in a coffee. It's like the Tim Hortons version of a basic breakfast.

My dad got a double and said, 'This is the best thing I’ve ever had.' I said, 'You’re a double.'

I ordered a double and got a coffee that tasted like a donut had a baby.

At Tim Hortons, I said, 'I want a double.' The barista said, 'You’re a double.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Canadian way to order a coffee with two sugar and two cream. It's the most common order in the entire country, even in Quebec, where they just say it in French and roll their eyes.

In Quebec, they say 'double double' but roll their eyes and say, 'You’re basic.'

My friend went to Quebec and ordered a double double, and they said, 'You’re basic.'

I said, 'I want a double.' They said, 'You’re basic.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A coffee from Tim Hortons with two sugar and two cream. It's so basic, it's like they're trying to make you sad.

My coffee from Tim Hortons was a double, and it tasted like a sad donut.

I got a double and said, 'This is the saddest coffee I've ever had.'

My coffee was a double, and it was so basic, it made me cry.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A coffee with two cream and two sugar, and it’s from Tim Hortons. It’s so basic, even the donuts are embarrassed.

I got a double and said, 'This is the most basic coffee I’ve ever had.'

My coffee was a double, and it made the donut roll its eyes.

My friend said, 'That’s a double,' and I said, 'You’re basic.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When two girls use two dildos at the same time, one in each hole. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s the best thing ever.

My friend and I did a double double, and it was loud, messy, and amazing.

I asked my sister if she wanted to do a double double, and she said, 'Yes, and I’m bringing lube.'

My boyfriend said, 'You guys are doing a double double?' I said, 'Yes, and it’s the best thing ever.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago