A double
A Canadian coffee order that’s two sugar and two cream. It’s so basic, even Tim Hortons is embarrassed by it.
My buddy ordered a double at Tim Hortons and got a coffee that tasted like a toddler’s breakfast.
I asked for a double and got a coffee so sweet, it could make a diabetic cry.
My mom said, 'I want a double.' I said, 'You’re a double.'