A Don King
A Don King is when a guy shoots his jizz in a girl's hair and then ruffles it with a noogie and bolts out the door like he’s running from the cops.
My boyfriend shot jizz in my hair and ran out like he was running from the cops.
My date shot jizz in my hair and left me looking like a mess.
My dad did the same thing to my mom and then ran out like he was late for work.