A Don King

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A Don King is when a Mississippi Mohawk gets a Zebra Turd instead of a regular turd. A Mississippi Mohawk is when you put a Cleveland Steamer on your head. A Zebra Turd is when your partner shits in your ass and then you poop in your own.
My head looks like a donkey's ass after my girlfriend's brother ate a whole pizza.
My dad's hair is so bad, it's like a donkey got hit by a train.
I tried to do a Mississippi Mohawk, but I ended up with a Zebra Turd.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Don Kinging is when you lie about something being awesome just because you want to feel important. You talk about it like it's the only thing you've ever thought about.
I told my mom my job was amazing, even though I got fired.
My brother said my dog was the best, but he’s just mad I gave him a treat.
I said my pizza was the best in the world, even though I took a bite and it was just cheese.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Don King is a smug little crook who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. He started off stealing from people in a bar and then he became a boss who stole from everyone.
My uncle thinks he's a king, but he just stole my lunch money.
My neighbor thinks he's famous, but he just got a free pizza.
My cousin thinks he's a big shot, but he just got a bad haircut.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Don Kinging is when you talk like a brain-dead idiot. It’s nonsense that only makes sense to people who have no brain.
My friend talks like a chicken with no head.
My sister says stuff that doesn’t make any sense.
My brother talks like a donkey with a lisp.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Don King is when a guy shoots his jizz in a girl's hair and then ruffles it with a noogie and bolts out the door like he’s running from the cops.
My boyfriend shot jizz in my hair and ran out like he was running from the cops.
My date shot jizz in my hair and left me looking like a mess.
My dad did the same thing to my mom and then ran out like he was late for work.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Don King is when you shoot jizz on a girl’s pubes and then spike it up with your hand, then carry her around like she's a trophy.
I shot jizz on my girlfriend’s pubes and carried her around like she was a princess.
My boyfriend shot jizz on my pubes and then carried me like I was a bag of groceries.
My dad shot jizz on my mom’s pubes and carried her around like she was a robot.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Don King is when your blunt gets so full of ash it looks like Don King’s hair. The bottom is black and the top is gray. It’s a sign you need to ash your blunt before it explodes.
My blunt looked like Don King’s hair, and it was so full of ash I thought it was going to explode.
My brother’s blunt was a Don King and it fell apart when he tried to smoke it.
My mom’s blunt was a Don King, and it looked like she had a donkey for a head.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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