a dollar o'day - The amount you expect your new girlfriend to cost you, even

The amount you expect your new girlfriend to cost you, even if she’s got a face like a flamingo and a temper like a madman.

She’s got a face like a flamingo, and I’m not paying for that.

I asked her out. She gave me attitude. Now I’m paying for it.

I’m not her personal psychiatrist. I’m not paying for that either.