a dollar o'day

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The tiny amount you think your new hot-headed girlfriend is going to cost you. She’s hot, she’s got a head full of attitude, and you’re just trying to keep up with her madness.

I’m not paying for her mood swings. A dollar o’day is not a mood swing fund.

She said she’d split the bill. I said I’d pay it. She said I was being a cheap bastard.

I’m not her personal therapist. I’m not paying for her drama.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The amount you expect your new girlfriend to cost you, even if she’s got a face like a flamingo and a temper like a madman.

She’s got a face like a flamingo, and I’m not paying for that.

I asked her out. She gave me attitude. Now I’m paying for it.

I’m not her personal psychiatrist. I’m not paying for that either.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The small amount you think your new girlfriend will cost you, even if she’s got a mouth like a sailor and a temper like a wildcat.

She cussed like a sailor. I paid for it. A dollar o’day doesn’t cover that.

She flipped out over a cheeseburger. I paid for it. I’m not her personal mad scientist.

I asked her out. She flipped out. I paid for it. I’m not her personal emotional support animal.

by Slangipedia 6d ago