a dingo's breakfast - A dingo’s breakfast is like being too lazy to eat, but still

A dingo’s breakfast is like being too lazy to eat, but still too proud to admit it.

I had no breakfast. Just a yawn, a piss, and a look around like I was the best dingo in the whole damn country.

My dog had no breakfast. Just a yawn, a piss, and a look around like it had just beaten the entire pack at a fight.

I woke up late, had no breakfast, just a yawn, a piss, and a look around like I had just conquered the world.