a dingo's breakfast

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A dingo’s breakfast is when it gets nothing but a loud yawn, a long piss, and a smug look around like it owns the whole damn desert.

I woke up hungover and my breakfast was a yawn, a piss, and a look around like I was the king of the outback.

My dog ate my cereal and then went for a long piss and looked around like it had just won the lottery.

I had no breakfast. Just a yawn, a piss, and a look around like I was the most important animal in the whole damn world.

A dingo’s breakfast is like being too lazy to eat, but still too proud to admit it.

I had no breakfast. Just a yawn, a piss, and a look around like I was the best dingo in the whole damn country.

My dog had no breakfast. Just a yawn, a piss, and a look around like it had just beaten the entire pack at a fight.

I woke up late, had no breakfast, just a yawn, a piss, and a look around like I had just conquered the world.

A dingo’s breakfast is when it’s too tired to eat, too full to care, and too smug to do anything else.

I had no breakfast. Just a yawn, a piss, and a look around like I had just made the whole desert proud.

My dog had no breakfast. Just a yawn, a piss, and a look around like it had just eaten the entire pack.

I got up, had no breakfast, just a yawn, a piss, and a look around like I was the most important dingo in the whole wide world.