A devito
Worshipping Danny Devito like he’s the messiah. You think he’s the reason you were born and you pray to him like he’s gonna give you a raise.
I pray to Danny Devito every day because he’s the only one who understands my pain.
My mom started a devito cult in the church. Now everyone sings Danny Devito hymns.
I told my teacher I was devitoing the test and he gave me an A because he thought I was being funny.