a deeper drag
swiping right on Tinder because he’s got the charm of a drag queen and the attitude of a man who’s been told no too many times
'He’s got the confidence of a man who’s never been wrong and the sass of a woman who’s never been ignored.'
'I swiped right because he looked like he could take me to the mall and back, and then call me a f***ing legend.'
'He’s got the face of a dream and the mouth of a beast.'