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swiping right on Tinder because he'd make a great contestant on Ru Paul's Drag Race but also because he'd probably win a bet by eating a whole cake in one bite
'I'm not just swiping right, I'm investing in my future and my stomach.'
'He's got the looks, the personality, and the appetite of a man who's lived a thousand lives.'
'I'm not even sure if he's a man or a legend. Either way, I'm down.'
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swiping right on Tinder because he's got the face of a drag queen and the body of a man who's been to war and came back with a side of glitter
'He's not just hot, he’s got a backstory that could make a movie.'
'I swiped right because he looks like he could take me to the prom and then throw me out of a car.'
'He's got the face of a dream and the body of a nightmare.'
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swiping right on Tinder because he’s got the charm of a drag queen and the attitude of a man who’s been told no too many times
'He’s got the confidence of a man who’s never been wrong and the sass of a woman who’s never been ignored.'
'I swiped right because he looked like he could take me to the mall and back, and then call me a f***ing legend.'
'He’s got the face of a dream and the mouth of a beast.'
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