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swiping right on Tinder because he'd make a great contestant on Ru Paul's Drag Race but also because he'd probably win a bet by eating a whole cake in one bite
'I'm not just swiping right, I'm investing in my future and my stomach.'
'He's got the looks, the personality, and the appetite of a man who's lived a thousand lives.'
'I'm not even sure if he's a man or a legend. Either way, I'm down.'