A dean
Dean is a guy who walks in and makes everyone feel like they're on fire. He's got a body like a statue and a cock that could make a statue jealous.
He walked into the room. Everyone stared. One girl fainted. One boy cried.
He told the girl he liked her. She said yes. Then her friend said yes. Then her brother said yes.
He asked me if I wanted to be his guy. I said yes. Now I’m his guy.