A dean

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A Dean is a total legend who laughs at the face of Ryan, Alfie, Connor, and Jack. He's so smart, you'd need a calculator to keep up with him. And if you mess with him, he'll make you regret it.
Dean just gave Ryan a face-melting slap. Ryan is now crying in the toilet.
Alfie tried to steal Dean's lunch. Now he's stuck in the principal's office.
Connor said Dean was 'kinda cool.' Dean heard that and threatened to erase him from existence.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Dean is a hot guy with a six-pack and a lifestyle that's basically a never-ending party. He's got girls falling for him like dominoes.
Dean just walked into the cafeteria. The whole place went silent. Then a girl fainted.
He texted a girl and she replied with a selfie. Then another. Then another.
He asked a girl out. She said yes. Then her best friend said yes. Then her mom said yes.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Deaning is when your friend’s girlfriend is your new girlfriend, and you don’t even care if your friend’s feelings get crushed. It’s like stealing candy from a baby, but the baby has a knife.
He asked my girl out while I was in the bathroom. I came back to find her crying on my shoulder.
I trusted him. He went from my best friend to my girl’s new BF.
He told my girl I was a 'total waste of time.' I took that as a personal attack.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Dean is a dad who will protect you like a dragon protecting its gold. But if you mess up, he'll take you down like a beast in the wild.
He caught me skipping school. He gave me the most intense stare. I was scared for my life.
He took down a whole group of bullies just to protect me. I was so proud.
He told me if I failed math again, he’d turn me into a statue. I studied like crazy after that.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Dean is someone who knows everything, even if they're full of hot air. They design stuff you can’t even understand, and they’re not even trying.
He told me he could build a rocket. I asked how. He said, 'I just press buttons.'
He designed a pump that can suck up a whole lake. I asked if it was real. He said, 'Of course it is.'
He said he knew everything about money. I asked him how much he had. He said, 'I don’t know, but it's a lot.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dean is a guy who walks in and makes everyone feel like they're on fire. He's got a body like a statue and a cock that could make a statue jealous.
He walked into the room. Everyone stared. One girl fainted. One boy cried.
He told the girl he liked her. She said yes. Then her friend said yes. Then her brother said yes.
He asked me if I wanted to be his guy. I said yes. Now I’m his guy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Dean is like the most chill guy you know, but he also knows how to drop bombs when needed. He’s got history, money, and the power to make you feel like a total legend.
He laughed at my joke. Then he said he was going to take down the school. I was scared, but also excited.
He told me he was a leader. I believed him. Then he took down the whole school.
He said he was a 'total bruh.' I said yes. Then he said I was his bruh. I felt special.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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