A Darwin
A Darwin is the guy who’s so good he’s like a god but for humans. He’s the guy who will save your life and then ask you to buy him a pizza.
My Darwin guy helped me move and then took my last pizza slice.
My Darwin guy saved me from a burning building and then asked for a raise.
My Darwin guy came to my rescue during a robbery and then said, ‘You’re welcome, now give me a kiss.’