A cup of joe - When you pee in a cup at a concert, spill it all over the gi

When you pee in a cup at a concert, spill it all over the girl in front of you, and keep going until you’re out of pee and she’s out of patience.

I peed in a cup of joe and turned the concert into a wrestling match.

That girl’s face was priceless when I poured my cup of joe on her.

I did a cup of joe at the concert and my bladder was proud.