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A dark, bitter drink that tastes like your ex’s soul after they left you for a barista.
I need a cup of joe before I go punch my boss.
My coffee is so strong it could wake the dead.
That’s not coffee, that’s a cup of joe and a curse.
A cup of joe
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A drink that came from a navy guy who hated booze so much he made everyone drink coffee and call it a cup of joe because he was a total dweeb.
My dad says it’s a cup of joe because he’s still mad about the navy.
That coffee is so bad it’s a cup of joe from the 1800s.
I drank a cup of joe and it made me cry.
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Coffee, but with extra bragging rights because it’s also a nickname for a coffee shop in North Carolina.
That cup of joe is from Raleigh, and it’s got a whole history behind it.
I’m not just drinking coffee, I’m drinking a cup of joe from the birthplace of America’s coffee obsession.
I’m not just a coffee lover, I’m a cup of joe connoisseur.
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A cup of coffee that somehow became a funny way to say coffee because people couldn’t say cappuccino and it sounded like ‘cuppa joe’ so now it’s a joke.
That cup of joe is just a joke, but I still drink it.
My barista calls it a cup of joe because she’s bad at pronunciation.
I asked for a cappuccino and got a cup of joe instead.
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A cup of coffee, or a cup of coffee and a reference to your mom’s boyfriend Joe who used to take you out for ice cream.
I’m drinking a cup of joe and thinking about Joe Mama.
That’s not just coffee, that’s a cup of joe and a memory.
I asked for a cup of joe and got a reminder of my childhood.
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A casual drink, but if your boyfriend is named Joe, it’s a sneaky way to say you’re swallowing his cum.
I’m drinking a cup of joe and thinking about my boyfriend’s cum.
That’s not just coffee, that’s a cup of joe and a dirty secret.
I asked for a cup of joe and got a little extra.
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When you pee in a cup at a concert, spill it all over the girl in front of you, and keep going until you’re out of pee and she’s out of patience.
I peed in a cup of joe and turned the concert into a wrestling match.
That girl’s face was priceless when I poured my cup of joe on her.
I did a cup of joe at the concert and my bladder was proud.