a cullen
A cullen is a fake religion made by a desperate Mormon who wanted to sell more books. It’s like Scientology but with vampires and girls who still believe in the ‘spark’ thing.
My sister is a cullen fan. She thinks Edward is the only real man who ever lived.
My neighbor thinks she’s a cullen. She reads Twilight in the shower and doesn’t even know why.
My mom joined the cullen church. Now she prays to Edward and thinks he’s real.